Putting the "B****" back in LGBT. Credit: Tila's MySpace page

Baruch Hashem … what a trainwrecky!

I am a terrible gay.

I have just watched the second episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… let the admonitions flow like the River Jordan!

Isn’t it bad enough that I will never in my life get that hour back? An hour I could have spent watching WWF wrestling, or going for a lovely stroll down Sixth Street, or sticking a fork in my eye!

So why did I continue to watch?

Why, indeed.

And if this only makes you curious to see the travesty of the show that is A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… then I’ll see you next Tuesday, I’ll take care of the food if you get the fashionable wine.

This article appears in October 12 • 2007.

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