Donna Martin GRADUATES!!!

Always had a soft spot for drag-queen-to-be Donna Martin… oops, we mean Tori Spelling. Now she’s an officious officiate of the online minister variety.

Ladies & ladies, and gentlemen & gentlemen, may we present: Reverend Tori Spelling!

An upcoming epi of her and hubby Dean’s reality show Tori & Dean Inn Love, in which they portray the real-life innkeepers they are, will feature the ex-90210er administering matrimonial union to a gay couple. No, not Dylan and Brandon.

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