Kissin' Sisters? Down there?

No way. No friggin’ way. I think I had a pre-pubescent daydream one time about this, all the Brady girls, hair of gold like their mother, you know, getting it on with each other. (I mean, not Cindy. That’s a little too NAMBLA even for me.)

But it’s true, and soon-to-be-revealed in Maureen McCormick‘s tell-all novel about the sitcom, Jan and Marcia (McCormick and Eve Plumb) had a spicy lesbian fling while on the show together.

Gives “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” a whole new meaning …

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