The “cooch” preaches doublethink, the Kremlin snubs the United Nations, and Wendy Davis prompts wild speculation, as your AggreGAYtor stands stoically in its pink sneakers.
The Good
Senator Wendy Davis loves us, and we could be a major factor in her (unannounced) gubernatorial campaign.
The UN held an unprecedented meeting to discuss the protection of global LGBTQ citizens; Russia was nowhere to be found.
Pasta behemoth Barilla makes it just a little easier to avoid the carbs.
The Bad
Visit all the museums and stock up on dog food, because another government shutdown is imminent. It went so well in the ‘90s, after all.
The IOC has decided to tacitly endorse Russia’s anti-gay laws.
The Fugly
Ken Cuccinelli says we should ignore his anti-gay record, and his history of defending said record.
It Came from the Tubes
This article appears in September 27 • 2013.