Yeah, we watched it just to see Chris Pratt. What? We watched it again for green lady, tree guy, and raccoon. It was good.

Louisiana follows the trend, the trend lines level off, and Yoweri Museveni vows to give Uganda the Dallas treatment, as your AggreGAYtor harasses Chris Pratt.

The Good

Louisiana’s marriage ban goes down.

Jane Doe is not being prosecuted for assault in what turns out to have been a fight among four girls.

The top five arguments against non-discrimination laws are Grade-A bullpucky.

The Bad

The President of Uganda visited Dallas and threatened to take revenge for their inhospitality… on his own people.

The trend lines for marriage may not be going up so fast anymore.

The Fugly

The Values Voter Summit is coming up, and it’s likely to be a shit show.

It Came from the Tubes

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This article appears in September 19 • 2014.

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