The Vatican gesticulates wildly, Orson Scott Card says we’re the bigots, and John Boehner sheds no tears, as your AggreGAYtor seeks warmer colors.
The Good
It must be very strange to be gay in the Vatican. Oh, it is, hunty.
The Mixed
As ENDA nears a vote in the Senate, Orrin Hatch comes around, John Boehner vows to kill the bill, and President Obama urges passage.
Shepard Smith is (still) gay, and his bosses aren’t very nice.
The Fugly
Ugh. Just let’s skip Ender’s Game already. Is Hocus Pocus on Netflix?
Is there such a thing as queer appropriation? Some rappers seem to think so.
It Came from the Tubes
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