Primaries go gay, Priscilla turns 20, and Joan Rivers turns 37, as your AggreGAYtor excommunicates the Catholic League.
The Good
Gays are all over that primary election thingamajig.
Those on Team Justin (QAF) will dig this.
In five more years, “Priscilla” will be a classic.
Boston may not want a gay float for St. Patrick’s Day, but Lafayette has had one for Mardi Gras for 30-plus years.
Jennifer Pritzker made Forbes “Richest People on the Planet.”
Lorde shows some royal grace toward the Westboro clan.
The Bad
Gays in Crimea are in big trouble.
Job discrimination is totes banal. Just like evil.
Transitioning to evade murder charges seems a risky bet.
The Fugly
Fred Phelps has died; no one will picket his funeral.
Bill Donohue wants Catholics to boycott pro-gay beer brands. Catholics ignore him. Media doesn’t. As usual.
Scott Lively thinks straights should break out the pitchforks, torches, and guillotines.
It Came from the Tubes
Joan looks younger. Creepy. And here comes the T word.
This article appears in March 14 • 2014.