Texas gets real, Utah strikes a balance, and the Founderssilently rotate, as your AggreGAYtor hides the caftan.
The Good
Oh, hi. Didn’t see you standing there in the Convention Center. You new to town?
Texas may be the next state to ban quack “ex-gay therapy.”
Utah finds the sweet spot to satisfy churches and queer folk.
Heather Has Two Mommies, and they’re married.
The Roman Catholic Church is reconciling with the trans community.
The Bad
Gay groups were once again excluded from NYC’s St. Patrick’s Day parade.
The Fugly
Texas’ defunct sodomy ban has to stay on the books because bestiality.
Our founders would be outraged at the number of Fast and Furious sequels. Also, sodomites.
We’re gonna have to put away our Dolce & Gabbana merch, at least for a while.
It Came from the Tubes

This article appears in March 13 • 2015.
