Alex Jones has you cornered, Bilderbergers Credit: Photo by JANA BIRCHUM

Reactionaries bring the crazy, kindergartners bring the kindness, and Broadway brings the fabulous, as your AggreGAYtor unravels the conspiracy.

The Good

The Bad

The Fugly

  • The Southwest Texas Conference of the United Methodist Church has kicked a hornet’s nest by arbitrarily blocking Mary Ann Kaiser’s ordination.

  • We noted Michelle Obama’s momentary lapse of decorum last week; Glenn Beck thinks it shows she’s “Lady MacBeth.” Blood on her hands, or some such.

  • We thought Michelle Bachmann’s views were bad enough, until we considered the alternative.

It Came from the Tubes

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