Alan Turing, hero, committed suicide by poisoned apple after being indicted for sodomy. Credit: decodedscience.com

Minnesotans get sick on fondant, Alan Turing gets a belated reprieve, and Big Freedia gets a misplexed and boonfraggled response from Postal Service fans, as your AggreGAYtor jiggles the tubes.

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