Rick Perry wants the best for Texas.

Rick Perry says, “Bye, Felicia,” Mike Huckabee imports his favorite brand of patriarchy, and Tilda Swinton poses here and there, as our AggreGAYtor drops the people’s mic.

The Good

The Bad

  • This should just be ‘fugly’ news, but we decided as a nation generations ago that eugenics is unacceptable, and some still disagree.

The Fugly

It Came from the Tubes

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