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Russia twirls, Kansas roils, and Westboro keeps it weird, as your AggreGAYtor bear hugs Amy & Tina.

The Good

The federal government will recognize all those hasty Utah marriages that made it before the hold.

Can we nominate the Chain Drive as a National Historic Landmark? Or Chances? Or maybe Robert’s Lafitte?

The Bad

Sochi might provide a convenient bogeyman, but we have work to do here at home.

The Fugly

A Russian fascist has fled to Cuba for protection from totalitarian pro-gay Russian democracy. No, no it does not make sense.

The Westboro clan: It’s funny! It’s fugly! It’s funny! It’s fugly! It’s fugly and it’s funny! (Perverse reference here.)

Kansas may only want to help straight survivors of human sex trafficking.

It Came from the Tubes

This article appears in January 10 • 2014.

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