Hotter than yer pre-election gay-sex scandal, here come the Beckhams, like British royalty invading La-la land with hot accents, hot photo spreads, and scorching red-white-and-blue ways to change the world …? Or so we/they hope. Will Spice Girls reunited still entice? Will skinny-minny Victoria snap plum in half? Can BeXXX, with his perfectly chiseled features, bubble butt, and extreme ball-kickin’ talent change American professional soccer from bore to score? From z-ing to ka-ching?
All this and more, as the Beckhams burn. Sssss.
Meanwhile, it hurts that I can’t just sleep in between these two. Every night. Cuddle puddle. Hmmmph.
This article appears in July 13 • 2007.