Hot, buttered

Looks like the Dallas Cowboys haven’t made much off-season progress with their little dudes-who-love-dudes-who-love pot, guns, and strippers problem.

I mean, Pacman Jones? Really? The only way Jerry Jones could make his rough-trade fetish more obvious is if he showed up at a press conference in harness and ball gag.

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