Hello, Monsignor? Clue phone, line one. Credit: AP

When we reconfigure this blog and its attendant subject headers, we will be sure to create an entire section dedicated to stories of poor, misunderstood men.

From this week’s I Swear I’m Not Gay file, we bring you: Monsignor Tommaso Stenico! Take it away, Monsignor!

“Ahhh! A-gooood eevaning ladies anna gennamen! I ama so ti-red! I josta flu eena fromada Minneapolis St. Paul International Airport Men’s Room anna BOY! arrra my wide stance keeling me! TANK YOU! You beena love-aly audience!”

This article appears in October 12 • 2007.

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