This one’s for my fellas (or the three straight and/or bi ladies who read this. sigh).

In the new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, lead dork-o-hunky everyman Jason Segel shows his wanger no less than 72 times. It’s integral to the plot. Really. It’s a nice device. (…) I like Jason Segal. He’s like Judge Reinhold. Or Albert Brooks. With junk. And less back hair.

In poking around the internet for pics of the Seeeg, this manly man site kept popping up. Oooh ahhh ooooh.

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