"Honey, this one looks a little pink..."

Oh those wacky ministers, getting all hypothetical. God blogger Rev. R. Albert Mohler Jr. asked in a recent entry: Is Your Baby Gay? What if You Could Know? What if You Could Do Something About It?

What if??? What if we left the hypothesizing up to the secular humanists, Al? Have a little faith, Al. Cuz God don’t make no junk (I read that on a cute shirt, once.)

Oh, for god’s sakes… Next they’re going to be telling us that we can’t date fetuses. Jesus.

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