Imagine, a night out at the club – flashing lights, flashing smiles, the bass beating in your chest. The smell of olive juice and vodka fills the air, and a glint off the disco ball cues: It’s time to strut your stuff.
The DJ sets the track, and your little inside voice screams, “Step off! This is totally MY JAM!” The stage is yours for the taking, and a new pair of Andrew Christian briefs, teal – you know the ones – hugs you like a security blanket. The music picks up, and your heartbeat calibrates to the rhythm, as your body gets swept up in a carnal feast for the eyes. For the next 15 minutes, you own that stage. Sounds fabulous, right? Well, wake up, girl! You’re still on the clock!
If you think you’ve got what it takes to go-go, then go-go to Oilcan Harry’s Thursday, March 12, 6-8pm, where Gogo ATX will be holding tryouts for OCH’s weekly Stripper Circus. Looking for “good personalities,” Oilcan’s owner Larry Davis affirms that “everyone wants something a little different” at the circus. Local celeb Kelly Kline will co-judge with Davis. These two will be on the hunt for new blood, so bring your game “face,” and leave your clothes and shame at the door.
This article appears in March 6 • 2015.