Run up on stage and listen to these new tunes.

“Living for Love” Madonna
Screw the ageism, sexism, and every other ism thats been thrown at Grandmadonna. She’s still Ga-Ga-got it, though her performance at the Grannies was Britney clumsy. Check out her Ga-ga-gospel love fest from Rebel Heart.

“Huarache Lights” Hot Chip
This group always gave me the impression of a group of wallflowers turned DJs. The nerds take over the party again with oomph and eep-opp-ork-ah-ah.

“What Kind of Man” Florence + the Machine
I still don’t get what the big deal is. Her pompous pop needs more devils in the details. Adele needs to come back and crush her.

I had too many of this fabulous fruit in honor of our founding fathers.
This article appears in February 20 • 2015.
