Don’t judge. So the guy stripped down to tie and manties to declare his adoration for his beloved. Who can blame him? I know some dykes who would go to even further lengths of humiliation than this for this particular beloved. His beloved is adorable, he’s desirable, he’s George Clooney for goatssake.
This article appears in September 4 • 2009.
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