Faaaaaaaaaa-bulous!

Ooh, grrrrl. We’ve been waiting all baited like for gossip drip like this. We knew our girl had some home-girl tendencies and this latest, reporting a Lindsay Lohan-and-Samantha Ronson hookup, albeit dysfunctional hookup, is enough for us.

And if it’s gonna be anybody in the current crop of bratzpakerz, we vote: Li-Lo! Now as far as the sellout angle of shit-stirrer Perez Hilton’s tell-all piece, we say just give it a few, and they’ll be all Paris and Nicole in no time.

This article appears in June 1 • 2007.

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