Save our summer, J.D.! Credit: letigreworld.com

Holy Crapcripes! Am I, like, the last lezzie in town to know about this show??? Where are my fingers-on-the-pulse, people?

JD Samson‘s “new” bag, aka MEN playing the Beauty Bar tonight and the most mightiest, realest, most glamster prancer on the dancefleurrr, Gretchen Phillip’s Disco Plague shall open. Oh, yes, open.

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