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This is the best idea I’ve had all week
YOKO ONO!!!!!
Here’s how you do the Yoko:
1) Dye your hair black
2) Cut it short
3) Wear oversized dark sunglasses
4) Yip, yell, sing, chant, breathe heavy, and think about peace and make art.
She’s my hero, so no hatin’ y’all!
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