Gallop, do not trot, to this ga(y)rage sale.

As much fun as it is to bitchslap and snatch the weave off that heifer making off with the last Snuggie con vibrator, sometimes you just need a relaxing shopping experience. So if you’re in the market for a new (probably old) doo-dad, thingamajig, and whatchamacalit, come join us in the Austin Chronicle parking lot this Saturday for a bargain and a schmooze.

We’ll have tons stuff, furniture, clothes (lotsa large clothes), TVs, records, flippery, fandangery, etc. Check out our junk and chat with your favorite AusChron peeps. Have a great Thanksgiving everyone! See ya there!

Gay Place Ga(y)rage Sale Saturday, Nov. 27, 8am – 2pm
Austin Chronicle parking lot @ 40th & southbound I-35 access RD.

Facebook event here.

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