artist Paul McCarthy's Shit Pile, with some sparkle.

Only if you switched out the “l” for an “r” would the word “election” hold any interest for us. Lesbihonest, it’s hard to make shit sparkle. And yet that’s exactly what we’ve done for you this week. Enjoy.

Kindof.

sparkleshit
Myspace Glitter Graphics

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