Sharon Bridgforth. RrrrAWR~! Credit: photo by Celesta Danger

I do not have to tell you, dear Austin queer-in-the-know what seriously saturated phat Sharon Bridgforth brings to any joint she graces. She grace.

Tonight and tomorrow night are the only two nights for her new thang, delta dandi. Read about its berry- juicy goodness right here.

And even more immediately, buy these soon-to-be-sold-out-forever tickets here.

HEY: If you find yourself a li’l short in scrillaville (join the club), guess who is coming through for you? Dat’s right. Your friendly, neighborhood Gay Place has TICKETS FOR YOU TO WIN.

First, create a haiku about any of These Topics:

  • Sharon Bridgforth
  • Being a Dandi (I or Y)
  • Life on the Delta
  • or
  • Fried Chicken

    Then email gayplace@austinchronicle.com between the hours of noon-1pm TODAY with your name, snappy haiku entry, email address, and a phone number where you can be reached between noon-2pm, today.

    Then call 512/454-5766 and ask for “Kate Messer’s VOICEMAIL, extension 129, please,” and when prompted to leave a message, say: “There is HAIKU for YOU.”

Official Rules:

THIS CONTEST IS FOR

  • 2 tickets to for Sharon Bridgforth’s delta dandi, at the Long Center, in the Debra & Kevin Rollins Studio Theatre, for either Friday, January 9 or Saturday, January 10. Tickets courtesy of Women & Their Work, Sharon Bridgforth, and The Long Center.

The Grand Prize will be determined today, Friday, January 9. You needn’t be present to win. Winners will be notified via email or telephone and must confirm by Friday, January 9, 2pm.

RULES


  • You must be 18 years of age or older to win.
  • One entry per person per contest.
  • Open only to residents of Texas.
  • Winning of prize package DOES NOT include meals, transportation, gas, or any other amenity not mentioned in the prize list above.
  • The odds of winning depend on the total number of entries received.
  • Tickets are for one of two specific nights. No date changes.
  • The events are rain or shine.
  • In the event of non-confirming prize winners, another winner will be drawn and notified Friday afternoon.

    • LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
    Courtesy: The Gay Place, Sharon Bridgforth, Women & Their Work, and the Long Center.

    This article appears in January 9 • 2009.

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