GO PERCENT ONE HUNDRED CRAZY!

[EDITOR’S NOTE – We erroneously non-launched this most amazing Blingee last Friday. So sorry for our late-itude and thanks, Mr. Campbell for his Blingitude and for last night, which left visions of spinning dreidels in our heads. Here’s last week’s Bling! – kxm]

Chanukah/Hannukah/4th-quarter-holiday/not-Xmas is on! Now. For all those Jew queermos out there – Chag Sameach – and happy second day/third night [now, fifth day/sixth night] of Channukah.

Why do Jews start holidays in the eveningtimes? Because it’s sexier. Duh. Here’s your Blingee, and we hope gelt comes your way – the chocolate and not-so-chocolate kind!

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