If you didn't trust me before, when you thought I was just a wizard leading your children down the path of Satanism with my mystical witchcraft, have I got news for you!

Not sure how this answers the question, but when the author of the mega-gazillion-selling Harry Potter Inc. series fielded an audience query about whether or not headmaster character Albus Dumbledore ever finds true love, she replied, “Dumbledore is gay.”

Ummmm, yeah. Purportedly when asked if Hermoine ever bears Harry’s children, the author quipped, “Hermoine is barren.”

J/K (Rowling) about that last part.

This article appears in October 19 • 2007.

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