The Gay Place would be nothing without our trusty (horny) mascot, Dandy the Unicorn. Thing is, the dude/ette(?) has got a mind of hir own. Ze’s broken out and joined the millenials in pursuit of social networking and the opportunity to find some hot ‘corn azzzzzzz.

Dandy has been spotted on Facebook, Twitter and some praytell of an OKCupid profile… but we haven’t found it yet. Let us know if you do. All we can say is Dandy’s got a mind of hir own, and if you want a little pizzazz (maybe even some pizza), love, and hornplay, we’d suggest you Friend and Follow hir!

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