Calling all Kathy Griffin fans! The D-Lister comedian is returning to Austin this Friday and the Long Center really wants to give your discount tickets.

And lez be real, here. As the holiday-shopping pressure starts to set in, discounts equal saved dollars.

So how do you score these precious 25% off tickets to see the one and only Kathy G? It’s effing easy.

Just call into the Long Center’s box office and share with them your very favorite curse word. I already told you mine.

This isn’t April’s Fools. It’s a real contest. And an endearing one at that because who doesn’t have some cuss words flying around their heads on a Hump Day afternoon?

Call in anytime today from now until 5pm today only 512/474-5664. But you must be 18 to enter this comedy show.

Otherwise tickets are on sale now for $49.

This article appears in November 15 • 2013.

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