The Real Deal. Norma Jean, honey, I. Am. So. SORRY. Credit: the famous one by: Alfred Eisenstaedt

Lord, lord.

First Lindsey. Now Mr. Musto. When will it end? And why wasn’t This Guy given a shot… a shoot?

Thanks to ex-pat bro Taylor Holland for the head’s up.

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