Mr. Smarty Pants

Yes, but do any of them know the words to ‘Beep Me 911″?

Well, where else are we supposed to play ‘Bejeweled’?

And I thought my bubbie’s seders were crazy

Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?

Maybe the colloquialism should be changed to ‘cat-shit crazy’

Guns and ranch dressing: just another week in Texas

Next time you buy a sixer from Valero, thank Handy Dan

Nudes no more

Those questions sound pretty easy to us

Looks like that John McClane is in a heap of trouble this time

For pills, sure, but does color also affect how well Tic Tacs work?