Wait, what?

Artisanal … pencil-sharpening?

Well, yes, actually.

As both a commentary on the obsessive and precious arcanery of that subset of modern humanity that some call hipsters … and as a true, righteous activity in itself.

As promoted by, explained by, illustrated by one David Rees in the new book from Melville House: How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical and Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening.

That’s David Rees
whom you may recall from such brilliances as
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
and Get Your War On … ?

Yes, that’s right: The man himself.
Live. In person. At BookPeople tonight.

Pencils, watch the fuck out.

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