Michael Erard, onetime Austinite in town to discuss his book, Um…: Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean, which leans heavily on gaffe-happy George, grinned, “It’s a thrill to be talking about George Bush in the Texas Capitol in a festival founded by Laura Bush. Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the irony.” (Interesting non-Bush-related fact: A slip of the tongue, meaning a malapropism, a spoonerism, what have you, happens once every 1,000 words, which number-crunches down to 16 to 32 a day.)
The panel on Trish Wood’s book, What Was Asked of Us: An Oral History of the Iraq War by the Soldiers Who Fought It, eventually went down a political path, too, when one questioner tried to spark (uncomfortably) less of a dialogue and more of a moral accusation about the Iraq war, but not before Maj. Chris Toland spoke at length about a devastating roadside bomb that “flipped a 30-ton vehicle upside down and cracked it like an egg,” leaving 14 Marines dead as well as an Iraqi civilian translator. He later read aloud in tribute the names of his lost squad, just as he had done over the radio in August 2005 when first reporting the casualties. Wood claimed the genesis of the project was the feeling that, unless you personally know a veteran, “they’re invisible mostly to the nation.” At least for an hour, in the quiet of the First United Methodist Church’s sanctuary, they were anything but.
In a case of bizarro scheduling, the boys from fake-news outfit The Onion were slotted next in the sanctuary. And I do mean boys – were it not for the unruly facial hair, you’d swear head writers Mike DiCenzo and Dan Guterman still belonged in short pants. Overcoming some technical hiccups, they led a PowerPoint presentation on their book, Our Dumb World: Atlas of the Planet Earth, which rendered the country (New Jersey: “Demanding people shove it up their ass since 1892”) and the world (Malawi: “Come for the food shortages, stay because you died”) in their signature headline style, landing the audience in that not-unpleasant place between a wince and a guffaw.
Sunday’s big hitter, Watergate journo Carl Bernstein, came to talk about the biography A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton. The buzzword of the day was “truthfulness” and Clinton’s sometimes-rocky relationship to it, but, yet again, the conversation wended its way back to talk of Bush. Responding to a question regarding the electability of Clinton and a woman in general, Bernstein replied, “We certainly couldn’t do much worse than we’ve done.” When the applause died down, Bernstein followed up that even Republicans on the Hill now concede, at least privately, that “this has been a catastrophic presidency.” Were it not for the tremendous din of cheers and applause that filled the House Chamber, I think we all might have taken a moment to appreciate the irony.
This article appears in November 9 • 2007.
