Behold: The Wizard Album!
Oh, sweet fresh beats!
Oh, DJ Manateemann on the turntables!
Oh, songs of druidic derring-do
like a dozen mad b-boy mixmasters
scratched ’em straight outta the Potterverse!
Expelliarmus, haters!
Michael Joplin, he of Available Cupholders
and the Blue High Machine Mid-Southern Wrestling Coalition,
is DJ Manateemann – and this Saturday sees the release of his Wizard Album,
with a shindig fit for these fitful times, swallowing spirits and spitting out rhymes.
Featuring: A live set by that same Manateemann.
Featuring: A dance party fueled by Texas Vodka.
Featuring: You, among the beatfreaks and Hogwarts-expelled hotties,
shaking your enchanted yet mugglicious magic-maker at SVT in the ATX.
Fun? You betcher sweet horcrux it’s gonna be fun!
This article appears in November 18 • 2011.