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Being Yourself

You can be you when you're off the clock

Wed., May 27, 2015

Friends With Benefits

Some people don't like peas all up in their carrots

Wed., May 20, 2015

Keeping the Sparks Alive

What fresh hell is this?

Wed., May 13, 2015

Online Dating for Virgins

An immediate, unquenchable need for hot, throbbing manhood

Wed., May 6, 2015


An ancient institution created by a bunch of slave-owning, genital-mutilating, agrarian polygamists

Wed., April 29, 2015

Sandwich Bags and Chocolate Syrup

Get offline, go out amongst the people, and try really hard not to be a douchebag

Wed., April 22, 2015

The Most Important Factor

Trust your infinite capacity for ignorance

Wed., April 15, 2015

Shark vs. Peacock

You are not the bait. You are the shark.

Tue., April 7, 2015

Facebook Official

A sad attempt at territorial boundary pissing

Wed., April 1, 2015

Spelling and Grammar

Another win for the Republicans, another step toward idocracy

Wed., March 25, 2015

The End Times

Don't expect Mickey D's to bring sick game

Mon., March 16, 2015

Family Friendly

Getting to know the neighbors

Wed., March 11, 2015

The Woman Who Stole My Husband

A raging bonfire of hate

Wed., March 4, 2015

Staying Grounded

You can be fairly sure that you come from a long line of masturbators

Wed., Feb. 25, 2015

Bonging Molly

The latest drug craze not threatening America's youth

Wed., Feb. 18, 2015

The Real Luv Doc

Is the real Luv Doc a snorkeling enthusiast?

Wed., Feb. 11, 2015

Why DNA?

Wherein the Luv Doc fails to unlock the mysteries of the universe

Wed., Feb. 4, 2015

A Total Bitch

Orange is not the new black. It’s the shittiest shade of gray.

Tue., Jan. 27, 2015


Austin is not a swirling cesspool of sexual deviance and obsession

Wed., Jan. 21, 2015

The Insincere Rectangle of Technology

Austin still has plenty of people who can actually read a map, write a letter, or hold a conversation

Wed., Jan. 14, 2015

Not. One. BJ.

How to politely ask without being crude

Wed., Jan. 7, 2015

Disgusting Fruitcake

10 bon mots from 2014

Mon., Dec. 29, 2014

Too Much Christmas

Lasting oppression really only works if you have a really good PR campaign

Mon., Dec. 22, 2014

A Piece of Work

Sometimes when you art it stinks, but that shouldn’t keep you from arting

Wed., Dec. 17, 2014

Advice on Advice

In general, people don’t want advice – even when they ask for it

Wed., Dec. 10, 2014

Strong Emotions

There is often a very thin line between intense love and intense hate

Wed., Dec. 3, 2014

Deeper Than Sex

The Luv Doc gets a little judgy

Tue., Nov. 25, 2014

Where is Dan Savage?

The Luv Doc's knowledge of analingus is abominably sparse

Wed., Nov. 19, 2014

Boobs or Balls?

If you could re-live your life as either sex, which would it be?

Wed., Nov. 12, 2014

A Little Gay

Where do they get off? It certainly isn’t the closet!

Wed., Nov. 5, 2014

Prissy Asses

The Luv Doc tries to empathize

Wed., Oct. 29, 2014

Something Vaguely Comprehensible

Sometimes what you believe to be your strength is actually a weakness

Wed., Oct. 22, 2014

To Tell The Truth

If your GF actually cared what you thought, she would have asked you before she bought that dress

Wed., Oct. 15, 2014

A Back Door Man

This is AMERICA, and we can talk about anal sex without speaking in hushed voices or using obfuscating metaphors

Wed., Oct. 8, 2014

No Strings Attached

If we didn’t try so hard to live up to our unattainable ideals the world would be a boring place

Wed., Oct. 1, 2014

Stick in the Mud

How to be sober and not want to kill yourself

Tue., Sept. 23, 2014

In Through the Out Hole

Like singing and dancing, everyone is a self-appointed expert when it comes to anal sex

Tue., Sept. 16, 2014

A Sexual Savant

On the dangers of following someone into a dark basement

Mon., Sept. 8, 2014

What is Wrong

The last person in the world who should be handing out advice

Wed., Sept. 3, 2014


Keeping the environment clean is a dirty goddamned business

Wed., Aug. 27, 2014

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