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Grabbing Crotch

How to cure your attention deficit

Wed., May 22, 2013

Real People vs. Smart Phones

Nothing breaks the ice like a flawless recitation of the Monty Python 'Albatross' sketch

Wed., May 15, 2013

Boxers or Briefs?

There should be at least one piece of clothing on your body that doesn’t chafe

Wed., May 8, 2013

A Certain Lack of Sophistication

Even the most vigilant grammarian is prone to the occasional slipup

Wed., May 1, 2013

Obnoxious, Whiny Creatures

It’s a rare human being who has the love and patience to gently and compassionately guide a child into responsible adulthood

Wed., April 24, 2013

Love Him Tender

Nobody wants to end up an accidental necrophiliac

Wed., April 17, 2013

Nowhere to Poo

People can be so judgmental

Wed., April 10, 2013

Leonardo DiCaprio: What a Dumbass

There's really no good way to dump someone

Wed., April 3, 2013

Got Filth?

The LuvDoc offers up solid advice for planners

Wed., March 27, 2013

Dream Crushing

If you never try, you never fail

Wed., March 20, 2013

The LuvDoc's SXSW Tip Sheet

I've done this before. Trust me.

Tue., March 12, 2013

To Band or Not to Band?

Yes, you can do SXSW totally commando

Wed., March 6, 2013

Ditch the Ex

You shouldn't have to lose all your friends just because you're no longer bumping uglies with one of them

Wed., Feb. 27, 2013

Idiot Texters

Why people swerve into you unexpectedly

Wed., Feb. 20, 2013

Tattoos Are Pretty Cool

We don’t always have to admit our mistakes, but we eventually have to explain our tattoos

Wed., Feb. 13, 2013

All Ears

How to combat mouth diarrhea

Wed., Feb. 6, 2013

Stuck with the Bill

$30 for a glass of water and a dinner salad?

Wed., Jan. 30, 2013

Loser Musician

Is there another type of boyfriend in Austin?

Wed., Jan. 23, 2013

Contagion

Sick people suck

Wed., Jan. 16, 2013

Douchebaggery

Don't hate the bag, hate the user.

Wed., Jan. 9, 2013

Prognostications

A few reasons why 2013 will totally kick 2012’s ass.

Thu., Jan. 3, 2013

New Year's Eve Letdown

The problem with New Year’s is that everyone expects something special to happen.

Thu., Dec. 27, 2012

Are Americans Crazy or Just Stupid?

We’re far beyond the era when a well-regulated militia – or for that matter even a poorly regulated militia - can provide our security

Wed., Dec. 19, 2012

How Much Spirit Do You Like in Your Christmas?

Some people like to have a reasonable expectation of how the night will unfold

Wed., Dec. 12, 2012

Real Swinging Versus Imagined Swinging

Don't stress over something that doesn't actually exist

Tue., Dec. 4, 2012

Hopelessness

One of the hardest lessons to learn in life

Tue., Nov. 27, 2012

If You're Going to Have a 'Tude, Make Sure it's Gratitude

Football and arguing about politics ... isn't that what Thanksgiving's for?

Tue., Nov. 20, 2012

Lutropublicaphobia

Ever enter a public restroom stall that looks like Leatherface just went berserk with a chainsaw on a pile of bloody meat, semen, snot, and excrement?

Tue., Nov. 13, 2012

Bromance

This could be the beginning of something really sweet

Tue., Nov. 6, 2012

Mittens and Muscleboy

Is it wrong to secretly hope that Romney wins the election?

Wed., Oct. 31, 2012

A Decline in Desirability

Maybe you should stop buying your trail mix at Whole Foods

Tue., Oct. 23, 2012

The Voice

Really, what woman wouldn’t want to be Melanie Griffith?

Tue., Oct. 16, 2012

Being Snotty

Unfortunately, allergies aren't something you can just wish away.

Tue., Oct. 9, 2012

Plumber's Butt

Maybe you should try something really dirty

Tue., Oct. 2, 2012

The Iron Fist of Fashion

In Austin, fashion is based on the following question: Will I sweat in it?

Wed., Sept. 26, 2012

Mistakes and Shortcomings

Dude, when are you going to get your shit together?

Wed., Sept. 19, 2012

Rubber Bands

Why the LuvDoc can't buy Tricia's rubber bands

Tue., Sept. 11, 2012

Status Whoa!

An individual is more than what he posts on his Facebook page.

Tue., Sept. 4, 2012

Coming Out Unscathed

You're kind of a superhero when you're unconscious

Tue., Aug. 28, 2012

Learning To Dance

If Westerns have taught us anything, it's that dancing isn't fun - especially when someone is shooting at your feet.

Wed., Aug. 22, 2012

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