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Keeping the environment clean is a dirty goddamned business

Wed., Aug. 27, 2014

Your Public Scent

The Luv Doc finally recommends moderation

Wed., Aug. 20, 2014


Some people like to push the envelope

Wed., Aug. 13, 2014

Getting Good Gigs

Have a band. Play music. Enjoy it. Nerd the fuck out.

Tue., Aug. 5, 2014

Girl Farts

She farts a lot

Wed., July 30, 2014

A Lot of Guy Friends

This girl sounds like a keeper

Sun., July 20, 2014


You’re not the nearly flawless person you believe other people think you are

Wed., July 16, 2014

A Terror

America has got to stop treating parenthood as some inalienable right, like assault weapon ownership or hydraulic fracturing

Wed., July 9, 2014

Thanks, SCOTUS

Americans should be highly suspicious of people walking around in robes

Wed., July 2, 2014


A beach house in Malibu is really sweet, but not if you have to share it with an ingrate who doesn’t pick up after himself

Wed., June 25, 2014

A Knuckle-Dragging Meathead

The worst kind of ignorance is ignorance accompanied by hubris

Wed., June 18, 2014

A Thousand Suns

It is the time for a 'Dear Abby' type column

Wed., June 11, 2014

Dumpster Bonin'

Wherein the Luv Doc plays the uncomfortable role of the skeptic

Wed., June 4, 2014


A sobering advertisement for birth control

Wed., May 28, 2014

Whipping It Out

A bold, decisive move that requires a lot of data points

Wed., May 21, 2014

Scoring Chicks

What woman doesn’t love to go shoe shopping?

Tue., May 13, 2014

The Greatest Love of All

Really, there is no shame in not masturbating

Wed., May 7, 2014

A Big Move

An unexpected wet willie from the finger of the divine

Wed., April 30, 2014

Not Cool

It’s risky business for a man to comment on a woman’s physicality in any way

Wed., April 23, 2014


The awkwardness that exists between complete strangers

Wed., April 16, 2014

Come On, Big Boy

Sometimes it's hard to know when a woman is just begging for it

Wed., April 9, 2014

A Drinking Solution

What to drink and where to drink it

Wed., April 2, 2014

Being There

All fizz and no pop

Wed., March 26, 2014


Maybe you're not cut out for monogamy

Wed., March 19, 2014

A Fraud and a Charlatan

I can’t even write you a prescription, although I am probably willing to enjoy yours on a recreational basis

Mon., March 10, 2014

Falling in Love

Mac people are annoyingly fond of their computers

Wed., March 5, 2014

How Close is Too Close?

In Texas we like wide open spaces

Wed., Feb. 26, 2014

Snarky Comments

The only person you should feel completely safe about ridiculing is yourself

Wed., Feb. 19, 2014

Get Over It

You're not responsible for someone else's happiness

Wed., Feb. 12, 2014

Sweaty, Half-Naked Humping

To tell or not to tell?

Wed., Feb. 5, 2014

Trophy Wives

Am I wrong to assume?

Wed., Jan. 29, 2014

Adults Only Please

A fairly egregious social faux pas

Wed., Jan. 22, 2014

I Am a Sexaholic

Several hundred words of highly uninformed and recklessly speculative commentary

Wed., Jan. 15, 2014

The Over/Under

Saving a marriage

Wed., Jan. 8, 2014

Stop it. Stop it now.

7 things people under 30 should stop doing

Thu., Jan. 2, 2014


Failing to plan is planning to fail

Thu., Dec. 26, 2013


What do you get for someone who has everything?

Wed., Dec. 18, 2013

Really Rude

You friends might just be self-absorbed assholes

Wed., Dec. 11, 2013

Open Relationships

Just because something sounds like a really bad idea doesn't mean it is

Wed., Dec. 4, 2013

Turkey Day Decorating Tips

Get your turkey day feng shui together with this helpful list.

Tue., Nov. 26, 2013

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