Slamming teens and twentysomethings around local micro mosh Chess Club rates a six on the DIY checklist. Devastating three tiers of Mohawk a year later rates a hard eight on any indie score card. Die Spitz splitting atoms at these venues and more since 2022 now registers full-on double digits via the alt-punk Richter scale with full-length studio debut Something to Consume. Following up fission-y EPs The Revenge of Evangeline and Teeth – ultimately conjoined on a single record – the native Austinites’ christening for Jack White’s boutique Third Man imprint delivers on every blessed pinky promise made by singer/guitarists Ava Schrobilgen and Eleanor Livingston, bassist Kate Halter, and drummer Chloe De St. Aubin, who also swaps the kit for Schrobilgen’s microphone. Unbridled grrrl pwr detonates a universal cry of emancipation. Schrobilgen howls Hole-heartedly on “Pop Punk Anthem (Sorry for the Delay),” while Livingston hemorrhages “Throw Yourself to the Sword.” Metallic serration (“American Porn”) and rrriot rock (“Sound to No One”) feed B-side ragers (“Red40”), the band’s Born to Run (“Riding With My Girls”), and De St. Aubin’s uncanny everywoman’s grunge (“Punishers”). Runaways to Sleater-Kinney, L7 to Warpaint, Bikini Kill to Le Tigre, Something to Consume completes Die Spitz – for now. 
Die Spitz
Something to Consume (Third Man Records)
This article appears in September 26 • 2025.




