December 9 • 2005

Dec 9-15, 2005 / Vol. 25 / No. 15

Cover Story

Curling Up

Books for any season or occasion, so you might as well buy them for someone during the holidays

Box Sets

Just Say Sire: The Sire Records Story (Rhino) Sire was, at its best, Seymour Stein’s whims and hunches on Warner Bros.’ dime. However much the albums did or didn’t sell, only Stein’s splendid ears ever governed Sire’s sizable roster. Several acts didn’t even make Rhino’s 3-CD/1-DVD set, but these did: Ice-T, Lou Reed, Debbie Harry,…

Curling Up

J.G. Ballard: ConversationsRE/Search, 360 pp., $19.99 (paper) J.G. Ballard: QuotesRE/Search, 416 pp. $19.99 (paper) Anyone possessing a twinge of nostalgia for the heady, innocently sex-positive cultural melange of the late 1980s and early Nineties (Foucault! Baudrillard! ACT UP! The Blonde Ambition Tour!) would do well to revisit the work of both British writer J.G. Ballard…

Box Sets

More 2005 Box Sets Count Basie Johnny Cash Eagles The Complete Motown Singles Vols. 1-2 Children of Nuggets Charlie Poole Ramones Doug Sahm Whatever: The ’90’s Pop & Culture Box

Curling Up

Lucian Freud: 1996-2005Knopf, 180 pp., $75 Lucian Freud, considered by many to be the greatest realist painter alive today, once said that he left the painting of faces till last, because “the head must be just another limb.” Out of context, this oft-quoted line would support what some believe of Freud, whose nudes seem more…

Phases & Stages

The Rolling StonesAmerican Airlines Center, Dallas, Nov. 29 The Rolling StonesToyota Center, Houston, Dec. 1 Ian McLagan & the Bump BandContinental Club, Houston, Dec. 1 When your heroes become mortal, so too are you. As up close and personal as it was, the $425 seat at Dallas’ American Airlines Center – courtesy of the band…

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Best AltWeekly Writing and Design 2005edited by Ruth Hammond and La Shonya NcNeil Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, 254 pp., $19.95 (paper) The best writing is often characterized by the quality of its surprises – not O. Henry-type twists, necessarily, but an unexpected word choice here or there or an eye-opening turn in narrative direction. This…

Box Sets

Jelly Roll Morton The Complete Library of Congress Recordings by Alan Lomax (Rounder) Around 1900, jazz became an independent form of music, growing from earlier styles including ragtime and marches. One of the genre’s most important early innovators was pianist, composer, arranger Jelly Roll Morton, whose career began as a teenaged pianist in the brothels…

Phases & Stages

MF DoomLa Zona Rosa, Dec. 5 “The best MC with no chain you ever heard,” MF Doom stupefied the healthy house at La Zona Rosa by brandishing a dizzying array of pure lyrical ability. With basic rhyme patterns delivered in a monotone, Doom’s witty wordplay keeps audiences shaking their collective heads in wonder. Just as…

Horses Stolen! Barn Door Confirmed Unlocked!

Long suppressed, Department of Justice memorandum recommended that the re-redistricting map forced upon the Legislature by Tom DeLay and his cronies should be rejected, because it did not sufficiently protect the rights of minority Texans

‘Puerto Rico Mi Patria’

Puerto Rican Folkloric Dance’s original ‘obra,’ ‘Puerto Rico Mi Patria,’ tells the story of how the islanders rose up to repel a British invasion in 1797

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The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Centuryby Frank Kelly Rich Riverhead, 205 pp., $14 (paper) Frank Kelly Rich isn’t interested in supplying readers with a few drink recipes or drinking games; he wants to restore the honor and respect that his heroes – the Rat Pack, Charles Bukowski, Ernest Hemingway, Winston…

Box Sets

Ray CharlesPure Genius: The Complete Atlantic Recordings, 1952-1959 (Rhino) Most box sets are assembled with the idea of gathering together a particular legacy. A few actually achieve said goal, like John Coltrane’s The Heavyweight Champion and The Complete Hank Williams, which combine music and packaging in a way that enhances the listening experience. Add Ray…

Heydays (Again)

Creative Research Laboratory is inviting anyone with an itch to draw, paint, or otherwise make a creative mark to join in a 12-hour effort to transform a blank room at Flatbed World Headquarters into something rich and strange

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Access All Areasby Ninjalicious Infilpress, 242 pp., $20 (paper) Intended as a “how-to” manual for city hacking – the furtive art of infiltrating the metro underbelly – this triple-A directory of “urban exploration” has become a testament to the life of author Jeff Chapman, aka Ninjalicious, the late Torontoan behind Infiltration, “the zine about going…

Box Sets

Doo Wop: Vocal Group Greats(Shout! Factory) Considering the rabid pace of today’s information society, creating attention spans so short that romance becomes an untimely inconvenience, a nostalgic trip back to simpler times is a necessity. By flux capacitor or Shout! Factory retrospective, Fifties era doo wop wafts saccharine-speckled fumes across any thoughts of forgoing a…

If You Fence It, They Will Stay

Does your kitty love to roll in the dirt? When confined safely indoors, does she cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry? Various products exist to allow safe outdoor playtime where your cat will be content (or at least less audible). If you’ve got a sturdily fenced-in yard, Cat…

Ubu Ubu Ubu

A troupe of homeschooled students enrolled in Zach’s Performing Arts School takes on the mad world of Alfred Jarry’s ‘Ubu,’ ‘pschittens’ and all, and makes it a nonsensical delight

Page Two

‘Be Here to Love Me’ captures the poetry and loss of the late great Townes Van Zandt

Box Sets

The Complete Motown Singles Vol. 3: 1963(Motown/Hip-O Select) The first thing to do after peeling the shrink wrap off the purple-coded third volume of Hip-O Select’s march through Motown: Play the vinyl 45 slipped into the cover. Martha & the Vandellas’ “Heat Wave” is the joy of human existence in 2:39. After that, there’s the…

The Hightower Report

You don’t have to be a gabillionaire to maximize your philanthropic impact; and White House’s favorite government contractor mistreating foreign workers in Iraq.

Arts Review

The 10th-anniversary revival production of playwright Kirk Lynn’s ‘Pale Idiot’ smartly unsnarls a taut knot of text and form

Letters at 3AM

On the 25th anniversary of John Lennon’s death, Micahel Ventura revisits the column he wrote at the time of Lennon’s murder when the pain was fresh

Box Sets

Billy JoelMy Lives (Legacy/Columbia) A box set of rarities and demos demands patience from even the most dedicated fan, and luckily, “Piano Man” Billy Joel has enough faithful followers anxious to scoop up material from the once-prolific hit-maker. Everyone else will have a hard time sifting for gems in the 4-CD/1-DVD My Lives, 70 assorted…

Arts Review

If you can appreciate a mammoth moonstruck monkey with a tinny growl, you might stretch your ears in the direction of the Violet Crown Radio Players’ King Kong

Box Sets

Donovan Try for the Sun: The Journey of Donovan (Sony BMG) In the liner notes for Donovan’s new velvet-encrusted box set, John Mellencamp notes that, at one time, the Scottish hippie-folk icon was regarded as equal to Dylan. There’s a reason that’s laughable today, and it’s not just because Dylan took the piss out of…

Arts Review

Andy St. Martin’s oil and acrylic works on birch panels have much to do with early modernism yet seem to find their place in a post-postmodern moment

Box Sets

Yes The Word Is Live (Elektra/Rhino) There’s no question that punk was a reaction to the bloated rock of the Seventies, with Yes being perhaps the group most cited for the decade’s grandiose quagmire. Yet it’s equally true that Yes’ orchestrated rock was itself a reaction to the trouble-free pop of the Sixties, coupled with…

Naked City

Quote of the Week “The State of Texas has not met its burden in showing that the proposed congressional redistricting plan does not have a discriminatory effect.” – December 2003 staff memo of the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice, concluding that the proposed Texas re-redistricting plan (now in place) violated the Voting…

Day Trips

Hot Damn, Tamales! in Fort Worth offers the tastiest gourmet tamales around, made with love by the Stavron family

Box Sets

The BandA Musical History (Capitol) Sizable, hardbound, with MOMA-quality visuals, novella-style liner notes, and high-gloss, Madison Avenue layout, A Musical History is a beloved volume of literature. Each successive cast of Capitol’s reissue net has expanded the Band’s pioneering blueprint for modern Americana, and following 2000’s estimable catalog upgrade and 2002’s The Last Waltz expansion,…

Schroeder Sues Knee and City

Austin Police Officer Julie Schroeder, who was terminated last month in connection with the June 9 fatal shooting of Daniel Rocha, seeks an injunction to keep Knee from interfering with her ability to investigate and build a case that could result in her reinstatement

Aeon Flux

Its heart is in the right place, but Aeon Flux‘s head is just a little too high to make much sense.

Box Sets

Tommy Dorsey The Sentimental Gentleman of Swing (Bluebird/Columbia Legacy) Although white bands were the most popular during the swing era, it’s now recognized that African-American bands like those of Fletcher Henderson, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, and Jimmy Lunceford were the best in this genre. What’s happened since this opinion has been accepted is that white…

Extra Special

Beavis and Butt-Head: The Mike Judge Collection, Vol. 1MTV Home Entertainment, $39.98 “I’ve often said that there’s about a third of Beavis and Butt-head that I think is great and am really proud of, another third that is okay, and then another third that’s really, really awful and embarrassing,” writes Mike Judge, the creator of…

Box Sets

Billie HolidayThe Complete Verve Studio Master Takes (Verve) Reflexive dismissal of Billie Holiday’s final recordings is well and truly tested by The Complete Verve Studio Master Takes. Legacy’s 10-CD The Complete Billie Holiday on Columbia (1933-1944) remains a singular human accomplishment, but as with another endnote, 2003’s Charlie Parker: The Complete Verve Master Takes, the…

Extra Special

Everything Else: Vol. 1HomestarRunner.com, $12 In 2002, brothers Mike and Matt Chapman quit their day jobs, all thanks to a leggy but armless white blob with an underbite and a propeller hat: Homestar Runner. He was the main character in the Chapmans’ Flash-animated shorts, giving rise in 2000 to HomestarRunner.com. When his foil, Strong Bad…

Syriana

One of the most uncompromising movies of the year, Syriana is like a living tableaux composed from all the stories that lurk just behind the news, the stories that put human faces on the demand for oil.

Soccer Watch

The University of Portland won the NCAA Women’s championship Sunday in College Station, with a 4-0 dismantling of a UCLA team that had only given up eight goals all season. Once again, Canadian national team star Christine Sinclair was the engine for the Pilots, scoring two and being named tournament MVP. This weekend it’s the…

Box Sets

Progressions: 100 Years of Jazz Guitar (Columbia/Legacy) This 4-CD box is loaded with name guitarists, as well as some who were or are merely popular. 100 Years of Jazz Guitar though? Not quite. The first track (1906) features banjoist Vess Ossman, but the next track wasn’t cut until 1921. That said, almost everything here has…

Extra Special

RanCriterion, $39.95 Ran is a singular masterpiece, relative more to its visionary director Akira Kurosawa, perhaps, than the neophyte cinephile. A Shakespearean tragedy about a warlord who retires too soon, Ran’s staging is largely representative, Kurosawa’s continued use of traditional Noh theatrics still acting as a shorthand for realism. The film’s lush locations, the epic…

Juarez: Stages of Fear

This film is a passionate if clunky cri du coeur for the kidnapped and murdered women of Juarez, Mexico – a silent epidemic of as many as 450 crimes in the last 10 years.

TCB

Praying for Daniel Johnston, marveling at Townes Van Zandt, and wondering ‘what hath Snoop Dogg wrought’?

Box Sets

King Crimson The 21st Century Guide to King Crimson Volume Two: 1981-2003 (Discipline Global Mobile) “King Crimson is one of the few gigs in rock & roll where it’s even remotely possible to play in 17/16 [time] and stay in a decent hotel.” KC skin-beater Bill Bruford’s liner-note quote is all you need to know…

Kidnappings in Iraq Hit Home

Austinite Charlie Jackson was scheduled to be a part of the most recent Christian Peacemakers Team delegation but opted, at the behest of his family, against spending two consecutive Thanksgivings in Iraq

Extra Special

Project Runway: The Complete First SeasonMiramax, $39.99 Just as one generation had the Kennedy assassination forever seared in its memory, another may never forget exactly where it was when the chilling, Teutonically inflected words first fell upon its ears: “You ah either een or you ah out.” Seismic cultural impact aside, it’s possible you suspect…

Box Sets

Talking Heads(Rhino) Packaged in a white plastic block with song titles cut into it, Talking Heads has earned the unofficial title of the “Brick.” While 2003’s multidisc Once in a Lifetime was a greatest hits/career retrospective, the Brick contains all eight of the band’s studio LPs on eight DualDiscs, and musically speaking, it’s an imposing…

Extra Special

THE MUPPET MOVIE: Kermit’s 50th Anniversary edition Walt Disney Video, $19.99 THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER: Kermit’s 50th Anniversary EditionWDV, $19.99 MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND: Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Edition WDV, $19.99 THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL: Kermit’s 50th Anniversary Edition WDV, $19.99 It was many years after my first introduction to Jim Henson’s Muppets that I finally clued…

Ellie Parker

This Naomi Watts performance showcase has been slipping into theatres that are presently readying themselves for the onslaught of King Kong, starring Watts as the woman who would be Fay Wray.

Luv Doc Recommends: Trail of Lights 5K

Nobody likes a health nut. Nobody wants a sinewy, sportive, high-on-life, idiot-grinning endorphin junkie getting all up in their chili, talking about waking up at 5am so they can get in their hour and a half of high intensity cardio. On the conversational thrill meter the workout recap raps up somewhere between shop talk and…


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