August 18 • 2006

Aug 18-24, 2006 / Vol. 25 / No. 51

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European Champions League:Final Qualifying Results and Group Stage Draw

Third Qualifying Round Second Leg: Results from Aug. 22-23 AEK Athens 3, Hearts 0 (AEK 5-1 on aggregate goals) Steaua Bucharest 2, Standard Liege 1 (Steaua 4-3 agg.) Mlada Boleslav 1, Galatasaray 1 (Galatasaray 4-3 agg.) Ruzomberok 0, CSKA Moscow 2 (CSKA 5-0 agg.) Rabotnicki 0, Lille 1 (Lille 4-0 agg.) Spartak Moscow 2, Slovan…

Readings

In the late 1960s, a new writer emerged on the science-fiction scene, producing powerful stories that explored the role of sexuality and gender unlike any author before

The B-Side

As the ACL Music Fest looms, at least one venue on Red River hopes to be ready for the overflow. The Las Vegas Emo’s won’t quite be ready by then, however.

Readings

‘Our children are hostages to the world,’ a mother stricken with Alzheimer’s tells her daughter in the story ‘Oversite,’ included among this collection by Maureen F. McHugh

Zoom

This superhero sci-fi farce drags its feet, while the sappy sweetness will make you wince.

Pulse

Pulse, the American remake of Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s 2001 horror film Kairo, is the McDonald’s Unhappy Meal to the original’s elegantly obtuse sashimi o’ sorrow.

Letters @ 3AM

To blame disasters like the Twin Towers and New Orleans on a few perpetrators is to ignore the greater disasters that are the foundation upon which the developed world lives: our attempts to hold on to an unsustainable way of life

Inside La Cumbia Lounge

Few “civilians” have seen the inside of La Cumbia Lounge, Michael Ramos’ Lake Austin studio and the incubator for his two spectacular Charanga Cakewalk albums. The way Ramos fearlessly bends music traditions, one might expect La Cumbia Lounge to resemble a mad scientist’s lab – a cross between a wacky Mexican restaurant and an itinerant…

Accepted

Accepted asserts that a college run by students might be better than its institutional alternative, but who wants education advice from the creators of such a witless, uninspired excuse for a college comedy?

Phases & Stages

Heartless BastardsAll This Time (Fat Possum) This isn’t a blues album. Yes, it’s on Fat Possum, the home of Cedell Davis, Hasil Adkins, and R.L. Burnside. Yes, Erika Wennerstrom sings the blues. Yes, the guitar yelps. Yet this isn’t a blues album. Instead, Heartless Bastards’ sophomore LP is a triumph in reality. It’s frustration on…

The Oh in Ohio

This story of an uptight corporate go-getter (Posey), her sad-sack high school science teacher husband (Rudd), and her search for her first orgasm is intended to invoke rolling laughter but instead results in repeated sighs.

Phases & Stages

Carrie RodriguezSeven Angels on a Bicycle (Back Porch/Train Wreck/EMI) Chip TaylorUnglorious Hallelujah/Red Red Rose (Back Porch/Train Wreck/EMI) Chip Taylor and Carrie Rodriguez have been musical Siamese twins for the last five years, so it’s difficult to separate them. Yet here come solo works by both that define and redefine them as individual artists while maintaining…

Jollyville Salamander Not So Jolly

Save Our Springs Alliance files suit against U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service for failing to respond to petitions to add the rare Jollyville salamander and Val Verde County’s San Felipe gambusia to the endangered species list

Lower City

The toastiest summer on record is but an intermittently flickering 40-watt bulb compared to this positively incendiary sexual firestorm.

To Your Health

When organic produce is not available or is too expensive, are those grown in water or in greenhouses less likely to be contaminated with pesticides?

Phases & Stages

Corinne Bailey RaeAntone’s, Aug. 14 It’s hard not to be entranced by Corinne Bailey Rae. Her return to Austin follows a pair of virtually unnoticed showcases at this year’s SXSW, which came several months before the stateside release of her self-titled debut album, a disc that skyrocketed to the top of the UK charts last…

Jailbait

The stage origins of this low-budget, indie prison movie are simply everywhere, but it is so fantastically acted that it inspires indulgence of its first-timers’ mistakes.

Phases & Stages

Johnny Cash American V: A Hundred Highways (American) You never heard a sadder album than American V. Nearly three years after Johnny Cash’s death, the American icon’s final recordings are a difficult listen. Short of breath, with a voice jagged beyond its normal craggy self, Cash faces the hereafter with a stark gravity. The majority…

Phases & Stages

The ClashRude Boy (Epic/Legacy) Like Jean-Luc Godard’s One Plus One – now commonly known as Sympathy for the Devil – the propagandist agenda of Rude Boy can neither dampen nor dilute the real cry preserved. Instead of the Rolling Stones birthing their Mephistophelean samba at London’s Olympic Studios in the French New Waver’s otherwise laughable…

Phases & Stages

Johnny DowdSaxon Pub, Aug. 11 Dowd said it best: “An uneasy blend of James Brown and Gomer Pyle.” There’s a little more grit and feedback to it, but the Fort Worth-born, Oklahoma-raised singer-songwriter has swilled a mixture of Southern backwater noir and gospel New Wave blues. Dowd, who runs a trucking business in New York…

Texas Arts Exchange: CultureCon 2006

The Texas Commission on the Arts’ latest biennial conference draws together artists and arts professionals to discuss ways to integrate the arts more fully into the lives of our communities

Other Online Goings-On

Amplifier.com This Austin-based company exists to facilitate artists, musicians, filmmakers, or any content creator distributing on the Internet. Amplifier helps its clients get away from supporting their orders and back to creating, while maintaining a direct-to-audience distribution. 30DayFilmFestival.com Since posting their first short in 2002, the wildly prolific (and Austin-based) Late Train Productions has flooded…

Culture Flash!

Police believe they have the killer of Esther’s juggler Warren Ryder Schwartz, Jenny Hart puts ‘Space Ghost’s Brak in stitches, more stage hits are back by popular demand, and construction starts on Ballet Austin’s new dance center

Arts Review

Rubber Repertory’s ‘Red Cans’ is an experiment in new realms, one that puts you in another world, and so long as you bring your curiosity, you’ll be surprised how engaging this world is

Margarita

For a first-rate margarita, we like the 2-to-1-to-1 ratio. Pour 1 ounce tequila, 1/2 ounce triple sec, and 1Ú2 ounce fresh lime juice over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake and pour into salt-rimmed (optional) glass. Garnish with a fresh lime wedge. This ratio can be multiplied and the whole mess poured into a blender…

Arts Review

Allen Robertson and Jerome Schoolar, better known as the Biscuit Brothers, have carved a vigorous musical stage show out of their Emmy-nominated PBS program

Campaign War Chest

Secretary of State Roger Williams’ officeholder account is brimming with more than $200,000 in donor cash, suggesting that he has been stumping for dollars ever since Gov. Perry appointed him to the post in 2004.

DVD Watch

Ren & Stimpy: The Lost EpisodesParamount Home Video, $26.99 If you’re the type who’s not satisfied with a DVD unless it’s stuffed to the gills with bonus material, this latest collection of antics from America’s most twisted cat-and-Chihuahua team will have you doing the “Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!” dance from start to finish. The six…

Arts Review

Each of the seven video / multimedia works in Women & Their Work’s “All Dressed in White” grapples with what the institution of marriage means or should mean in the life of a contemporary woman

Hatch Green Chile Stew

Serves: 6 2 lbs. pork, cubed 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 large onion, chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced 9 green Hatch chiles, roasted, peeled, seeds and stems removed, chopped 2 medium tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and chopped 3 cups chicken stock or water Brown the pork in the oil. Add the onion and garlic, and sauté…

Weed Watch

Stoner-culture icon in Austin Friday to read from his first book, penned straight from the pen

National Poetry Slam Results

In its debut National Poetry Slam, Austin’s own Team NeoSoul/SouthFlavas (profiled as part of our preview) finished second out of 73 teams, sealing its run during the finals at the Palmer Auditorium (the NPS took place in Austin for the first time since 1998; it will return in 2007). Team Denver emerged as champion –…

Luv Doc Recommends: White Ghost Shivers

It’s finally weed-out season: that succession of 100-plus degree, rainless days, mid-August through late September where the mythical, travel brochure Austin gets exposed as the merciless, scorching sweatbox it really is. If you’re a doe-eyed Midwesterner or a West Coast high tech transplant who moved down in May, you’re probably wondering what the hell happened…


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