Saltburn Rave

Where better to celebrate Miss Emerald’s latest controversial creation – what some have called “The Untalented Mr. Ripley” – than in the sweat-soaked premises of the elegant Chups’ estate? Partnered up with Texas Emo Club, CUC brings dance-floor murder for all enjoyers of Jacob “Oh Lordy” Elordi and Barry “Little Freak” Keoghan. Burn it down via busting moves to tunes spun by DJs BB Ding, Claudia Alexandra, and Dragonnqueen as they’ll be boosting dance, indie sleaze, and electric all night. Venue event descriptions promise bathwater shots, but here’s my question: Who’s providing that extra special “sauce”? Further investigation required. – James Scott