When you're in Texas, is it even really a holiday if there's no tamales? Oralé! Güero's is closed on Nov. 22, but you can stock up on their seasonal hand-rolled turkey tamales – which can be pre-ordered by the dozen or half-dozen – and chow down while watching some sportsball or (extra credit) cursing that big orange turkey in the White House.
Nov. 15-21. $20 per dozen.