20,000 Legs Under the Sea

Burlesque, you think? Really – what gave it away? But, also, scope this theme: "After every lunar eclipse, the denizens of the deep gather to celebrate and grow their ranks. The mermaids and sirens venture onto land to mate and feed. A select few may be brought before Poseidon himself!" Indeed, it'll be a fun-filled naughty nautical adventure, and you may lay to that.