The Future Is Here: Your Vulva Is Ready for Its Closeup
Vajazzling your vulva for Mr. Right
By Anne Harris, 3:35PM, Fri. Feb. 26, 2010
We knew it was going to happen. For some time it's been obvious that we would reach a point, maybe 2025, when the motto for young America's genitalia would be "see and be seen". The last frontier of publicly displayed naughty parts will sport unisex merkins, body paint, and tattoos, just to name today's available skin-tech.
What new kaschlupal embellishment awaits us in the next decade you might ask? You don't have to. The future is here, ushered in, as usual, by the most unlikely source: Jennifer Love Hewitt's announcement to George Lopez that her own mons pubis is – VAJAZZLED. Our only real beef with the folks at Vajazzler is that someone needs an anatomy lesson. The mighty Mound of Venus is what we see bejeweled here, not the "upper part of the vagina". You'd think they'd have a hand mirror over there:
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Vajazzling the mons pubis, Vajazzler, George Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt
