One of the main rules of doing improv is to make your scene partner look good.

If you lined up the entire population of China in a line and walked by every one, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Hall & Oates met in a gunfight.

Mosquitoes are attracted to potassium.

If you add the prefix “anal” in front of most models of sport utility vehicles and Fords, you will get a perverse sexual activity (i.e., “anal Probe,” “anal Trailblazer,” “anal Expedition,” etc.).

This article appears in January 9 • 2009.

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