The Luv Doc

Old people creep everyone out – including themselves

You’re not special even though ironically, specialness is the American mantra.

It’s the classic dichotomy: Boat or anchor; gas or brakes, branches or roots …

Ever find a half-eaten Hot Pocket in the crack of your sofa?

Sometimes you say ‘yes’ when you really mean ‘maybe.’

Only a dumbass would let another man make his liquor

Who is the animal in this scenario?

You’re more than just a collection of productive hair follicles.

Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night

If you’re the friend of your friend’s enemy, doesn’t that make you the enemy of your friend?

Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.

The patient gentility of the anagram ASAP