The Luv Doc
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The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide
What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night
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Luv Doc: Not Metaphorically Speaking
You can say “Cleveland Steamer” and not be accused of profanity
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Luv Doc: A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity
You will become an even better version of the person you believe yourself to be
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Luv Doc: Not a Planner
The Luv Doc talks about an OG social justice warrior from back in the day
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The Luv Doc: Get in the Shower
If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint
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The Luv Doc: Exposed Nipples
Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about
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The Luv Doc: A Very Passionate Boyfriend
Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you
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The Luv Doc: Hot Mom
Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco
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The Luv Doc: The Depravity of a Gruntle
Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy
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Luv Doc: The Morning Grump
Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster