The Luv Doc

Please remember my disapproval

A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Stupidity makes its way to the surface eventually

As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

20-inch blades on the Impala

As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills

There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t

A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

Certain girls are really hot

A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap