Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Der Führer kann nicht das Volkswagen antreiben.

I’ve never met Willie Nelson either.

Haunting facts for Halloween season.

HAL, Hendrix, Seven of Nine

Close encounters of the illegal kind.

A playmate for the fishberry?

The last socialist sequoia?

Horses, monster movies, and the blues backbeat.

Whoopee cushions, adjancency in the U.S., woodpeckers on speed, and Lily Tomlin.

Rattlesnake bites will get you in The Zone; plus tidbits on Sacajawea, George Washington, ants, and more.

This week: handy facts and tips on ice cream cones, the Red Dwarf, the Piggly Wiggly.