Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The information superhighway’s last chance exit for trivia

The sand of trivia in your brain’s Vaseline

Sleek new info-bites, right off the showroom floor!

Of prime numbers and meat industry

Detours on the roadmap to data Nirvana

The data dump in your mind’s vast landfill

Gives you more of what you want when what you had is all gone. Trivially speaking, that is.

The dark matter in your ever-expanding universe of thought.

If information’s a microbrew, here’s your favorite pub.

Bits of dark matter to keep your infoverse humming right along.

This is what your brains wants when you aren’t looking close enough.