Mr. Smarty Pants

The Dalai Lama was a swinger.

Cab Calloway careers, cosmetic cutouts, and our country’s clothing

Sartre’s psychosis, small servings, and soiled soldier seals

Dainty duds for dudes, driving deaths, and delectable dough

A Hindu Heinrich Himmler, a hard of hearing Hoover, and heavenly hemispheres

Jermaine Jackson’s son’s name is Jermajesty.

Stuck on the toilet in a Tupperware coffin, you dummy

Falling foreigners, familiar felines, and forgotten figures

Sam snowballed, suing Superman, and sexual sinema